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800 hours sculpting Wade’s statue: Chantal thinks of the portrait in the club bar

The Miami Heat have replaced the head of Dwyane Wade’s statue, with his approval, two years after it was unveiled outside the Kaseya Center. Omri Amrany and Oscar León had spent some 800 hours on the first version.

Chantal, sur un escabeau dans une buvette, redresse le cadre jauni du portrait du fondateur ; la clé de la salle attend sur le comptoir.

The Miami Heat have redone the head of Dwyane Wade’s statue. He agreed to it. The first version dated from 27 October 2024, outside the Kaseya Center, and Omri Amrany and Oscar León had spent some 800 hours on it.

Eight hundred hours. I worked it out on the corner of the club bar, stirring my coffee. For us, eight hundred hours is every Saturday of youth games from nine to six, the club bar staffed, the chairs stacked, the minibus driven to Andenne and back, for almost two seasons. With the same three volunteers. And nobody makes them a statue, mind you.

We’ve got the founder’s portrait above the counter. A photo, in a frame from the hardware shop. It’s gone yellow on the radiator side, because the heating has its moods, and nobody has ever suggested redoing it. We should have asked the supporters, like Dwyane Wade. He wrote that he wanted to respect the artists while listening to the supporters. Back then, he said: “It doesn’t have to look like me.” This time, he said: “Why not try to improve it?” That’s a very club-president thing to say. It’s what I say every year at the AGM, about the raffle.

The sculptor Juan Carlos Carrillo had explained that a simple facelift of the bronze was no longer enough, that part of the work had to be remade. I know the feeling. At some point you stop repainting the minibus and change the door. It starts, but you change the door.

And they redid it out of sight, Chantal. No unveiling in the dark. What a waste of a moment.

Dimitri · the announcer, fictional character

The work was done out of sight, yes. Like the cleaning at our place. I’m not jealous, I’m a club president: I wish them someone to dust the bronze. As for me, I’ve still got the founder’s frame to straighten, and the key to hand back.

It’s true, we checked: Basket USA.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Chantal est la seule à tenir toutes ses règles avec un regard de buvette qui fait sourire, le portrait jauni et la porte du minibus en tête. Dimitri avait la meilleure scène, mais il la perd sur un fait ajouté et un point d'exclamation de trop. »

MartineThe Scorer's Table

Deux ans après, le Heat refait la tête de la statue de Wade : la table note la correction

Le Heat de Miami a dévoilé vendredi la nouvelle version de la statue de Dwyane Wade, présentée le 27 octobre 2024 devant le Kaseya Center. La tête a été remplacée avec l'accord du triple champion NBA.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La correction en rouge sans gommer le bleu est juste, mais le « This is my house ! » cité met un point d'exclamation dans la bouche de Martine, et « une table, ça se corrige quand personne ne regarde » insinue une triche.

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DarnellThe American

Wade fait refaire sa statue pour écouter les supporters : en Indiana, on a pris des notes

Deux ans après son inauguration devant le Kaseya Center, la statue de Dwyane Wade a reçu une nouvelle tête, avec l'accord du triple champion NBA. Dans un texte relayé par l'Associated Press, il dit vouloir respecter les artistes tout en écoutant les supporters.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le « ma maison » devenu « notre » est bien amené par la mère, mais c'est touchant plus que drôle, et le titre « Wade fait refaire » déplace l'initiative du Heat vers le joueur.

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