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Rivers wants Giannis to “execute better”: Darnell’s mother calls that a team

Doc Rivers said on The Bill Simmons Podcast that coaching Giannis Antetokounmpo is not easy. He praised his passing ability, described a game aimed at the rim and played with force, and said he wishes he would learn to execute better.

Darnell at his kitchen table video-calls his mother in Indiana; she raises one finger, his old gym bag on the chair beside him.

On Sunday, after dinner, I called my mother in Indiana, like every Sunday. She had heard about the podcast before I had. She listens to more basketball than I do these days.

Doc Rivers was on The Bill Simmons Podcast. He said coaching Giannis Antetokounmpo is not an easy job. He said he has great passing ability. He said he has only one way of playing, toward the rim, with force, and that he wants to force every play. And he said one thing he wishes for: that he would learn to execute better.

My mother asked what I thought, me, the coach of the Sunday-morning U10s.

Let me tell you: in 2000, when I arrived in Charleroi with my bag, there was no podcast. There was the minibus, the bowl of coffee I didn’t yet know how to drink, and a hall with badminton lines. What coaches thought of their players, they said in the minibus, and we arrived in Liège with it in our heads. Nobody listened to it in the car the next day.

I told my mother I don’t pick a side. A player who goes to the rim on every play, I dream about him on Sunday mornings: half of mine shoot from distance before they’ve looked at the basket. A coach who wants players to execute, that’s my job, I say it thirty times a practice. That’s fundamentals too.

My mother thought it over. Then she said: “So there’s one man who wants to go to the basket every time, and one man who wishes he’d do something else once in a while. And they’re talking about the same game. Darnell, that’s called a team.”

I said yes, but here we don’t say it into a microphone. She asked where we do say it. I said: at the club bar, and by Monday it’s over.

And on Tuesday we stack the chairs together, mind you.

Chantal · the club president, fictional character

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « D est la seule dépêche qui transforme une critique publique en scène où personne n'a tort, et sa chute fait sourire les deux camps. A et B sont propres mais tièdes, et C fait du reproche un slogan sur le joueur. »

MartineThe Scorer's Table

Doc Rivers parle de Giannis chez Bill Simmons : la feuille n’a pas de colonne « exécuter »

Invité de The Bill Simmons Podcast, Doc Rivers a reconnu que coacher Giannis Antetokounmpo n'est pas un travail facile. Il a salué sa capacité de passe, critiqué son manque d'exécution et sa dépendance au « bully ball », et dit souhaiter qu'il apprenne à mieux exécuter.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La colonne « exécuter » qui n'existe pas et le « je demande où on l'écrit » sont du pur Martine, mais la chute au bic reste sage et la citation passe au conditionnel passé (« J'aurais voulu ») là où Rivers dit « I wish ».

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ChantalThe Club President

Doc Rivers juge Giannis sur un podcast, Chantal préfère le coin de la buvette

Doc Rivers a déclaré sur The Bill Simmons Podcast que Giannis Antetokounmpo n'est pas facile à coacher. Il lui reconnaît une grande capacité de passe, lui reproche de vouloir forcer chaque action et souhaite qu'il apprenne à mieux exécuter.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Je ne suis pas jalouse, je suis présidente » et la buvette avec un micro dessus tiennent l'image unique, mais la dépêche s'étire en morale reposante sans vraie chute.

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DimitriThe Announcer

« Force, force, force » chez Bill Simmons : Dimitri en aurait fait un jingle

Sur The Bill Simmons Podcast, Doc Rivers a décrit Giannis Antetokounmpo comme un joueur qui n'a qu'une façon de jouer, vers le cercle et en force, et qui veut forcer chaque action. Il a ajouté souhaiter qu'il apprenne à mieux exécuter.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le jingle « en force, en force » scande le reproche de Rivers sur le nom de Giannis : Dimitri fait le show sur le joueur, et Giannis ne partage pas sa propre critique mise en refrain.

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