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A Lakers trade at 65%, says Jovan Buha: the table looks for the percentages column

NBA journalist Jovan Buha puts the probability of the Los Angeles Lakers making a trade this season at 65%. He sees late December and early February as the most realistic window, and a move closer to the February 11 deadline.

Martine at her kitchen table, pen in hand, a six-column scoresheet before her and a date circled in red on the calendar.

Jovan Buha, an NBA journalist, gives the Lakers a 65% chance of making a trade this season. I read it on BasketNews, my folder open on the kitchen table.

My scoresheet has six columns. Points, fouls, time-outs, free throws, the rest. None of them takes a percentage of something that hasn’t happened. At our place, a fact happens, I note it. Before that, it’s just talk.

He’s methodical, I’ll give him that. Nothing immediate, he says: December 15 is the date from which many players who signed over the summer can be traded. Then a window, late December to early February. “Realistically, I would say probably closer to the deadline [Feb. 11]”, he said, and the deadline, the source adds, is February 11. That’s a date. A date, I know where to write.

The rest is in the game. Six wins, two defeats. Luka Doncic averaging 38.3 points in seven appearances, first in the league in scoring. Buha says that doing nothing to improve the roster would be “malpractice”, and he worries about the backup centre spot, with no reliable option behind Walker Kessler in his view.

I showed the article to a colleague.

Sixty-five percent, for us, is the chance the minibus starts in January. And it does start, mind you.

Chantal · the club president, fictional character

I’m not against probabilities. I’m asking who signs the sheet at 65%. Note in the margin, red biro: February 11, nothing entered before.

It’s true, we checked: BasketNews.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Martine tient son rituel jusqu'au bout et ne vise que la probabilité, jamais Buha ni Doncic ; C avait le meilleur gag mais a crié sur le joueur. D se perd sur une pique déguisée contre la défense de Doncic. »

ChantalThe Club President

Buha voit les Lakers bouger d’ici février, Chantal compte les dates comme un calendrier de buvette

Pour Jovan Buha, journaliste NBA, les Lakers ont 65 % de chances de réaliser un trade cette saison. Il évoque le 15 décembre, puis une fenêtre fin décembre et début février, et un manque au poste de pivot remplaçant derrière Walker Kessler.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Chantal empile trois images (tombola, bar, clé) au lieu d'en tenir une seule, la chute sur la clé tombe à plat, et le titre transforme un 65 % en mouvement annoncé.

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DimitriThe Announcer

Un trade des Lakers à 65 % : Dimitri prépare une annonce pour quelqu’un qu’on ne connaît pas

Jovan Buha, journaliste NBA, estime à 65 % la probabilité d'un trade des Lakers cette saison, plus probablement près de la deadline du 11 février. Les Lakers sont à 6 victoires pour 2 défaites, avec Luka Doncic à 38,3 points de moyenne.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Présenter une recrue sans prénom est le meilleur gag du lot, mais Dimitri dépense son unique point d'exclamation à faire le show sur Doncic, ce que sa fiche lui interdit.

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