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Harden Vol.10, snakeskin and a pink heel: Martine only notes the number

adidas is releasing the Harden Vol.10 “Snakeskin”, James Harden’s tenth signature shoe, in black and grey with touches of pink on the heel. It is due out on 16 October in the United States.

Martine at the scorer's table writes a jersey number on her sheet, ignoring a black and grey sneaker with a pink heel placed in front of her.

James Harden’s tenth signature shoe with adidas comes in a “Snakeskin” colourway. Black and grey, snakeskin pattern, a few touches of pink for the three stripes on the heel. Out on 16 October in the United States. I read it on Basket USA, which describes Harden as the new guard of the Cavs.

The Vol.9 already had its snakeskin, in neon green and black. Basket USA thinks the Vol.10 looks like a Vol.9, take two: barely adjusted design, firmer support. Noted.

At the scorer’s table, you don’t see shoes. The table is seated, the feet are under the court, the sheet is on the table. What reaches me is the jersey, the number, the name. The name I correct when it’s spelled wrong. The shoe, nobody asks me to write it down.

There is one exception. The player who loses a shoe during a play. The ball stays live. He comes back in a sock, I say nothing, the referee blows or doesn’t blow, and I watch the clock. The shoe has no column. Neither the Vol.9, nor the Vol.10, nor our forward’s, who is ten and has a spare lace.

In 2000, I had one pair. Just one. It lasted the season and the next one.

Darnell · the american, fictional character

Ten models under the same name reminds me of something. At our place too, the sheet changes every season and stays the same: six columns, one more line at the bottom, a logo moved. The federation calls it a new version. I fill it in just the same.

According to Basket USA, it could reach Europe quickly. If it comes through our hall, I will note the number. Shoes, nil. It’s on the sheet.

It’s true, we checked: Basket USA.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Dimitri est le seul à faire du lancement un rituel de salle exécuté jusqu'au bout, avec une chute à volume bas. Martine tient sa voix mais rit moins, et Darnell finit sur une allusion à la réputation du joueur. »

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La Harden Vol.10 retrouve sa peau de serpent : Chantal pense au coloris de son minibus

La Harden Vol.10, dixième chaussure signature de James Harden avec adidas, sort en coloris « Snakeskin » noir et gris avec des touches de rose. Elle est annoncée pour le 16 octobre aux États-Unis et pourrait, selon Basket USA, arriver vite en Europe.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Chantal empile trois conversions (minibus, maillot, chasubles) au lieu d'une seule image, et la chute sur la clé à rendre retombe à plat.

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La Harden Vol.10 sort en peau de serpent le 16 octobre : Dimitri la présente dans le noir

La Harden Vol.10 « Snakeskin », dixième chaussure signature de James Harden avec adidas, reprend le motif peau de serpent de la Vol.9 en noir et gris, avec du rose au talon. Sortie annoncée le 16 octobre aux États-Unis.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La présentation dans le noir d'une chaussure qui fait son « retour » exécute le rituel, et « le rose, ils ont un avis » porte ; « l'an dernier » est une datation que le noyau ne donne pas.

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