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Dwight Howard ends his career in Tbilisi: Darnell’s mother asks who played defence

Dwight Howard, a Hall of Famer, played the last game of his career for Georgian club Black Fortress Tbilisi, after just two games. On Saturday his team lost 82-89 to TSU; he finished with 10 points, 4 rebounds and 2 assists.

Darnell au téléphone dans sa cuisine, un sac de sport sur la chaise, un schéma de box-out sur la table, un point d'interrogation dans une bulle.

On Sunday, after dinner, I called my mother in Indiana. She knows Dwight Howard. Everybody there knows Dwight Howard: eight-time All-Star, Defensive Player of the Year three years running, a ring with the Lakers in 2020, the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame. I told her he had just stopped. She asked where.

I said: in Tbilisi, Georgia. Not the Georgia with Atlanta, the other one. Two games with Black Fortress Tbilisi. The first, 12 points on 5 of 8 shooting, 7 rebounds, 3 blocks. The last, on Saturday, an 82-89 defeat to TSU, 10 points, 4 rebounds, 2 assists. Then the club announced it was over.

There was a silence on the line. My mother does that when she’s counting. After the Lakers, in 2022, he went to Taiwan, to a tournament in Dubai, back to Asia, and he tried the BIG3. I explained all this the way I explain it to my U10s on Sunday morning: you play where there’s a basket.

Let me tell you, I know what I’m talking about. In 2000, I arrived in Charleroi with a bag and a one-year contract. A hall with badminton lines, a heating system with moods. Nobody made an announcement when I came, and nobody will when I stop coaching. He, at least, got a press release from his club. That’s already a difference in treatment.

My mother asked, as always, whether anyone had played defence. I said I didn’t know, that the source didn’t say. She reminded me of his NBA numbers: 1,242 games, 11.8 rebounds a game, league leader in blocks twice, in rebounds five times. She said a man like that, you don’t ask who played defence. You know.

I said yes, but he had finished on a seven-point defeat, in a hall I don’t know, with a club press release to say goodbye. Here, when it’s over, you stack the chairs and go home.

She thought about it. Then she said that eighteen seasons in the NBA, followed by more years looking for a basket all over the world, that was someone who loved playing, plain and simple. And that she knew another guy like that, who left for one year.

She said: see?

It’s true, we checked: BasketNews.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Martine regarde la fin de carrière par la seule dernière ligne de la feuille, deadpan, fidèle et sans pitié. Darnell est juste mais émeut plus qu'il ne fait rire, Chantal et Dimitri inventent des faits. »

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Dwight Howard termine sur 10 points à Tbilissi : la table a noté la dernière ligne

Dwight Howard, intronisé au Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame, a disputé samedi son dernier match, avec Black Fortress Tbilisi, battu 82-89 par TSU. Il avait joué 1 242 matchs en 18 saisons NBA.

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