Four NBA titles, two MVP trophies, 4,248 regular-season three-pointers, a record, and a twelfth All-Star selection last season. Stephen Curry stays with the Warriors, guaranteed through 2028, with a player option for the 2028-29 season. Mike Dunleavy said: “We couldn’t be more excited about reaching an agreement with Stephen and extending his historic career with the Warriors. Personally, I don’t think there has ever been a better face to a franchise in professional sports history, both on and off the court, than Stephen Curry with the Warriors,” according to Eurohoops.
For Dimitri, the line is beautiful. The wrapping, far less so.
A line like that, you don’t put it in a press release. You kill every light, you cue the [jingle], you wait two seconds, and you say: mesdames et messieurs, dames en heren, through 2028… Stephen Curry! And the player option for 2028-29, that’s a second entrance, you save it for the end, like an encore. At our place, the caretaker only gives me half the lights, and I’d still do it for a one-year extension of our point guard. A time-out is thirty seconds of me: for a line like that, I’d take all thirty, and the club president’s nephew would dance in his dinosaur costume through the blackout. The richest league in the world has the greatest face in sport and it announces it in a press release. Just saying.
It’s true, we checked: Eurohoops.
