The news that shoots from distance

An “and one” costs Crowder a technical in the Euroleague, Dimitri keeps his mic

Against Zalgiris Kaunas, Jae Crowder (ASVEL) was given a technical foul for shouting “And one” and pointing at the referee after scoring through contact. He went straight over to explain politely that he hadn’t said anything foul-mouthed and didn’t know the rule in Europe.

Dimitri at the mic in a half-lit community hall, one hand in his pocket, beside a calm referee holding a whistle.

The “and one”. My shout. The one I push into the mic on Saturday nights, in our Brussels hall, when our winger goes into contact and the ball drops anyway. Jae Crowder pushed it in the Euroleague, against Zalgiris, pointing at the referee. Technical foul. He says he did it countless times in the NBA without a sanction. Thirteen seasons, 812 games, two Finals, and it’s in Europe that they cut his sound.

Let me replay the moment for you. The way it should have gone.

The two school fête spotlights. The caretaker switches off half the neon lights, he won’t do better than that. “Mesdames et messieurs, dames en heren, contact on the basket, the ball is in, and it’s…” Two seconds of silence. “…And ooone!” [jingle] Make some noise.

There. The shout comes from the mic, the finger stays in the pocket, and the referee, sir, does his job in peace.

What actually happened that night: one finger, one shout, one whistle. Then Crowder walked up to the referee to explain politely that he hadn’t said anything foul-mouthed and didn’t know such a reaction could earn a technical in Europe. No jingle. A conversation between two.

The shout, I don’t note. The finger, I do.

Martine · the scorer's table, fictional character

After the game in Kaunas, he said the loud atmosphere hadn’t impressed him. “It’s loud, but I’m used to it,” he told BasketNews. So am I. The noise is the same. There are just fewer people to hear it.

The “and one” stays with me at the mic. Just saying.

It’s true, we checked: BasketNews.

Did you enjoy this dispatch?

Get the dispatches by e-mail

The dispatches worth your time, by e-mail. No ads, unsubscribe in one click.

Also the mail from our other titles:

Our columnists’ reactions are fictional; the facts and real quotes are sourced above.

The other angles in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « C est la seule dépêche qui rit du rituel (le cri, le micro, le sifflet) sans juger ni le joueur ni l'arbitre, et que Crowder pourrait partager. A et D tombent, l'une sur un fait inventé, l'autre sur la prise de parti dans un différend. »

ChantalThe Club President

Corey en 1997-98, Jae cette saison à l’ASVEL : Chantal ressort le panneau de la buvette

Jae Crowder, 36 ans, vit à l'ASVEL sa première saison en Europe après 13 saisons en NBA. Son père, Corey Crowder, avait joué pour le club villeurbannais en 1997-98, et le fils dit vouloir prolonger le nom familial en Europe.

  • Funniness 2/5
  • Faithfulness 3/5
  • Voice 3/5
  • Retweet 3/5
  • Good nature 3/5

The editor-in-chief’s comment Le panneau de liège est une jolie image, mais « marcher derrière son papa » rapetisse le joueur, Chantal parle du « noyau de la photo » et l'ensemble attendrit plus qu'il ne fait rire.

Read this angle →

DarnellThe American

Crowder découvre l’Euroleague à 36 ans : la mère de Darnell demande s’il a défendu

Jae Crowder, 36 ans, joue sa première saison en Europe avec l'ASVEL après 13 saisons en NBA. Il juge « irrespectueux envers la culture européenne » les propos de Gilbert Arenas sur les Américains d'Euroleague, et cite son ancien coéquipier Jonas Valanciunas pour le contredire.

  • Funniness 3/5
  • Faithfulness 3/5
  • Voice 4/5
  • Retweet 2/5
  • Good nature 3/5

The editor-in-chief’s comment La mère qui demande « est-ce que quelqu'un a défendu ? » fonctionne, mais la dépêche prend le parti de Crowder dans son différend avec Arenas, que ce dernier ne partagerait pas.

Read this angle →