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Marcus Smart answers Boston’s bench with a gesture: Dimitri would have preferred a jingle

After a second three-pointer in a row in the fourth quarter, Marcus Smart raised his middle fingers at the bench of the Boston Celtics, his old team, who had left him wide open. The Houston Rockets won 109-93.

Dimitri at the mic in a community hall, two spotlights on the three-point line, a caretaker at the light switch, the jingle button untouched.

Houston beats Boston one hundred and nine to ninety-three. Fourth quarter. Marcus Smart, up against his old team, left wide open from three. Once. Twice. Both in.

That’s a moment. It’s the kind of moment I cut a jingle for myself, on a Tuesday night, in the cafeteria.

Here’s what I would have done on the mic. The bench opposite goes quiet. I bring the sound system down. Two seconds of blank. “Mesdames et messieurs, dames en heren, second three-pointer in a row for…” Blank. “Marcus… Smart!” [jingle]. Make some noise. Both school fête spotlights on the three-point line. The caretaker switches off half the strip lights, as usual. The player has nothing to do, the hall answers for him.

He chose his own answer: middle fingers up at the Celtics bench. He told BasketNews there were pent-up emotions, that some guys on the bench had said something, that he didn’t know who, and that he’d let them hear it back.

I understand the need to answer. A time-out is thirty seconds of me, and I answer everything. But I have a rule at the mic: the hall talks, the player plays. I’m not going to say whether it was right or not. I’m saying a moment like that deserves the sound system.

Eight points, four rebounds, four assists in nearly twenty minutes. Houston has won seven of its first eight games, first in the West. He said the win felt good.

The richest league in the world, and I’m still the one offering a jingle for that moment. Just saying. My jingle is free.

It’s true, we checked: BasketNews.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Sur un geste obscène tiré d'un échange entre un joueur et son ancien banc, chaque angle finit par pencher d'un côté ou par juger, et aucun ne fait franchement rire. On ne publie pas le moins mauvais. »

MartineThe Scorer's Table

Deux trois-points, un geste vers son ancienne équipe : la table n’a pas de colonne pour ça

Lors de la victoire 109-93 des Houston Rockets contre les Boston Celtics, Marcus Smart a levé les majeurs vers son ancienne équipe après un deuxième trois-points consécutif au quatrième quart-temps. Il a expliqué avoir répondu à des propos venus du banc adverse.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La colonne « émotions accumulées » et la ligne de feuille finale sont du bon Martine. En revanche, « le banc parle d'une seule voix quand il faut nier » prête aux Celtics un démenti absent du noyau et les désigne comme fautifs.

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ChantalThe Club President

Marcus Smart célèbre face à son ex-équipe : Chantal pense aux retrouvailles de buvette

Marcus Smart a levé les majeurs en direction des Boston Celtics, son ancienne équipe, après deux trois-points consécutifs au quatrième quart-temps de la victoire 109-93 des Houston Rockets. Il a dit que battre Boston lui avait fait du bien.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment L'image de la buvette entre les deux bancs est jolie, mais elle se dilue dans trois images (tombolas, friterie, essuie). « Ça ne se règle pas avec les doigts » juge le joueur malgré le « je ne juge pas ».

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