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The Caitlin 1 goes red-pink: Darnell’s mother, in Indiana, read the sole

The Caitlin 1, Caitlin Clark’s signature shoe, comes out in “Midnight Fever”, its third colourway. Under the sole are “Shoot More Threes”, “From Anywhere” and “It was never a long shot”.

Darnell sits on a sofa holding a basketball shoe upside down to read its sole while his mother watches from a phone screen.

Sunday, after dinner, I called my mother in Indiana. She was the one with a topic, for once. The Caitlin 1, Caitlin Clark’s shoe, is coming out in a third colourway. After “Caitlin Blue” and “Warning Code”, there is “Midnight Fever”: red-to-pink gradient, black Swoosh, blue CC logo on the tongue. I had read it on Basket USA. She had looked at the sole.

Because under the sole, translucent, blue to pink, there are three sentences. “Shoot More Threes.” “From Anywhere.” “It was never a long shot.” In other words: take more threes, from anywhere, and none of them was ever a long shot.

She asked me whether it was advice or a rule. I thought about it. Let me tell you, in 2000, when I arrived in Charleroi with one bag, I had a coach who said exactly the opposite. No threes before the ball has gone around. One pass, two passes, the right pass. In a hall with badminton lines, I didn’t always know which line was mine. So I passed.

My mother laughed. She reminded me that Caitlin Clark’s season is over: Indiana went out in the first round against Las Vegas. And that the shoe is coming out anyway, on pre-order. Over here, 140 euros on Basker4Ballers. I gave her the price in euros, she didn’t convert it, she never does.

A hundred and forty euros is a Saturday at the club bar. Tell that to your mother, mind you.

Chantal · the club president, fictional character

Then she asked me the real question. These sentences under the shoe, who reads them? The one defending, when the player walks away? I said yes, maybe, if he looks at the floor. My under-10s, on Sunday morning, always look at the floor. That’s fundamentals too: watch the ball, not your feet.

She said: it’s written underneath so that the defender understands too late. See?

It’s true, we checked: Basket USA.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Martine est la seule à faire buter un rituel précis, la colonne des trois points, sur la promesse « From Anywhere », et la chute tient sans rien expliquer. Les autres angles sont corrects mais tièdes, et Chantal enfreint sa règle du montant. »

ChantalThe Club President

La Caitlin 1 sort en « Midnight Fever » : Chantal recompte la caisse de la buvette

La Caitlin 1, première chaussure signature de Caitlin Clark, sort un troisième coloris, « Midnight Fever », après « Caitlin Blue » et « Warning Code ». Il est en précommande sur Basker4Ballers à 140 euros.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Chantal répète « 140 euros » au lieu de convertir sans montant, puis empile trois images (maillot, buvette, U10) là où une seule suffisait.

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MartineThe Scorer's Table

« Shoot More Threes » sous la semelle de Caitlin Clark : la table a une colonne pour ça

La Caitlin 1 de Caitlin Clark sort en coloris « Midnight Fever », troisième version après le bleu et le jaune. Sous sa semelle translucide figurent trois phrases, dont « Shoot More Threes » et « From Anywhere ».

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La colonne unique qui ne fait pas de supplément pour la distance et le bic sans couleur pour l'enthousiasme : un deadpan de table pur, qui ne juge que la feuille.

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DimitriThe Announcer

Troisième coloris pour la Caitlin 1 : Dimitri présente « Midnight Fever » dans le noir

La Caitlin 1, la chaussure signature de Caitlin Clark, sort un troisième coloris : « Midnight Fever », tige en dégradé rouge-rose, Swoosh noir et logo « CC » bleu. Il est en précommande à 140 euros sur Basker4Ballers.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La présentation dans le noir est juste, mais le dinosaure « qui n'a rien à voir avec rien » dilue la scène, la chute retombe à plat et le chapô ajoute « Nike », absent du noyau.

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