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Reaves asks Doncic for English mid-game, the scorer’s table notes it in one language

Austin Reaves, the Los Angeles Lakers guard, told ESPN LA that the hardest part of playing with Luka Doncic is understanding him when he talks fast and switches from English to Slovenian and Serbian. In the quote reported by BasketNews, Doncic speaks four languages.

Martine at the scorer's table, pen in hand, six-column sheet; two players gesture before her under a bubble of three flags.

Austin Reaves plays with Luka Doncic at the Lakers. He told ESPN LA, smiling, what gives him the most trouble. Not the defence. Not the schedule. The language. “The hardest part is to understand his English on the court,” he said. Then: “He gets to talking fast, speaking in Slovenian, Serbian. He speaks four languages.”

I read that at home, the folder open on the kitchen table, because that’s where I put it away on Tuesdays. Four languages. My sheet has one. It has six columns, a box for the name, one for the number, boxes for fouls and time-outs. There’s no box for the language in which the time-out is requested. I check every Saturday, in case the federation has added one. It hasn’t.

The line I keep is the last one. “Sometimes I’m looking at him and I’m like, ‘English. Talk to me in English. I need English.’” A player asking for a language in the middle of play. In our hall, people ask for a time-out, a score correction, sometimes the time. Nobody has asked me for a language yet. If it happens, it will be during a live ball, and I don’t answer during a live ball.

Reaves and Doncic are now the pillars of a reshuffled team, after the departure of LeBron James, who spent eight seasons in Los Angeles. Two pillars, and between them three languages too many for one of the two. I observe. The clock, for its part, runs in all of them.

I announce in two languages and half the hall thinks that’s already a lot.

Dimitri · the announcer, fictional character

Noted: call in Slovenian, reply in English, ball still live. It’s on the sheet.

It’s true, we checked: BasketNews.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Martine est la seule à rester fidèle et drôle en tenant son rituel : la langue qu'on demande devient une demande impossible à la table. Dimitri avait le meilleur gag, mais il l'appuie sur des détails absents du noyau. »

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Reaves demande de l’anglais à Doncic sur le terrain, Chantal pense au tableau de la buvette

Austin Reaves, arrière des Lakers, a déclaré à ESPN LA que le plus difficile en jouant avec Luka Doncic est de le comprendre quand il parle vite et passe de l'anglais au slovène et au serbe. Les deux joueurs sont les piliers d'une équipe remaniée après le départ de LeBron James.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment L'image unique du tableau blanc tient, mais « notre tableau blanc, mais qui court » arrive trop tard pour être une vraie chute, et la fin s'éparpille.

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