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Lendeborg admits he was scared of Doncic: Darnell’s mother sees a good sign

Yaxel Lendeborg, Golden State Warriors rookie and 11th pick in the 2026 Draft, told BasketNews he was spooked to learn he would guard Luka Doncic. Doncic ended up resting, and Steve Kerr plans to start Lendeborg from the opening of the season.

Darnell, assis sur son canapé après le dîner, téléphone à l'oreille et smartphone en main, un vieux sac de sport à ses pieds.

On Sunday, after dinner, I called my mother in Indiana. She had seen the name Yaxel Lendeborg go past, the Golden State rookie, eleventh pick in the Draft. She wanted to know why a twenty-four-year-old was telling people he had been scared.

I read her what he told BasketNews. He was on his phone when assistant coach Frank Vogel walked over and told him he was guarding Luka that night. He tried to look cool. “So I tried to act all cool and not spooked. But I was spooked, man. That’s crazy.” Then, when the team got to the arena, they told him Doncic wasn’t playing, he was resting for the night. “It was a complete shift of what I had planned in my mind.”

Let me tell you: I know that feeling. In 2000, in my first game in Charleroi, the coach told me in the changing room who I was guarding. A forward everyone was talking about, in the hall with the badminton lines. I played the calm American, the one who had played college ball. I wasn’t. I told nobody for twenty-five years. My wife found out over the phone, at the same time as my mother.

He told BasketNews, without waiting twenty-five years. And he played anyway: seventeen points, five rebounds, four assists, and a win, one hundred and one to eighty-nine. Steve Kerr plans to start him from the opening of the season. On 21 October, the season opens at the Crypto.com Arena, against the same Lakers.

My mother thought it over. She asked whether, on the 21st, he would already know who he’s guarding. I said I didn’t know. That they’ll tell him that one on his phone again, maybe.

She said: a boy who admits he was scared listened to the coach. The others pretend and listen to nothing. She said: see? I saw. That’s fundamentals too.

It’s true, we checked: BasketNews.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Seul Dimitri transforme l'absence de Doncic en scène : son rituel tourne à vide, et c'est drôle sans viser personne. Darnell est publiable mais plus doux ; Chantal se perd dans sa salle. »

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Lendeborg devait défendre sur Doncic, au repos ce soir-là : la feuille n’a rien vu venir

Yaxel Lendeborg, rookie des Golden State Warriors, a raconté à BasketNews avoir été effrayé quand l'assistant Frank Vogel lui a annoncé qu'il défendrait sur Luka Doncic en présaison contre les Lakers. Doncic a pris la soirée de repos, Golden State a gagné 101-89.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Martine est juste, mais le gag de la colonne manquante est constaté plutôt que joué : on sourit à peine, et la chute retombe à plat.

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Doncic au repos, Lendeborg avait le trac : Dimitri présente quand même le duel

Le rookie des Golden State Warriors Yaxel Lendeborg a raconté à BasketNews avoir eu peur en apprenant qu'il défendrait sur Luka Doncic en présaison. Doncic a pris la soirée de repos ; Lendeborg a marqué 17 points dans la victoire 101-89.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le jingle joué « pour un homme assis » et le blanc de trois secondes où personne n'entre font rire, et le rire porte sur le rituel de la présentation, jamais sur les joueurs.

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