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Curry crosses up Doncic and hits a three: a crossover that deserved the dark

Stephen Curry scored 31 points on Friday as the Golden State Warriors beat the Los Angeles Lakers 112-95 in the NBA Cup opener, after erasing a 25-point deficit. In the third quarter, he crossed up Luka Doncic and hit a three.

Dimitri pauses with a microphone in a nearly dark hall, two spotlights on the three-point line, a defender stumbling after a crossover.

Golden State beat the Lakers 112-95 on Friday, in the opening game of the NBA Cup, after trailing by 25 points. And in the third quarter, there was that move: Stephen Curry crosses up Luka Doncic and hits a three. That’s a moment. Let me do it again for you, the way I would have done it on Saturday at half past eight.

Dark. Well, half the strip lights, because of the caretaker. The two school fête spotlights on the three-point line. Mesdames et messieurs, dames en heren, third quarter, dribble left, dribble right, the defender goes one way, the ball the other, and… [two-second pause] … Stephen Curry! [jingle] Make some noise.

At our place, the sound system would have started the jingle a second late, while everyone was getting back on defence. It has an opinion, the sound system.

The best part is who put words on it. Yaxel Lendeborg, the Warriors rookie, 24, ranked that crossover the second-best Curry moment he has seen in person. He had a hard night himself: six points, five turnovers, -20. Asked what the lesson was, he answered, according to BasketNews: “Try not to wet the bed as bad as I did.” He said he had wanted to keep his cool, no back-and-forth, after the technical in the first game against the same Lakers.

Me, I’d have introduced him the same way, in the dark, with the pause before the first name. I introduce everyone, the thirty-point nights and the others. And a guy who answers a press-conference question straight is almost a moment too.

Just saying. His ranking, I’m keeping for my next jingle.

It’s true, we checked: BasketNews.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Dimitri suit la bonne pente : son rituel porte sur l'exploit, le rookie y figure par son classement et non par son -20. C'est le seul angle que Curry comme Lendeborg partageraient sans hésiter. »

ChantalThe Club President

Un rookie des Warriors juge sa soirée sans détour : Chantal voudrait ça au WhatsApp

Les Golden State Warriors ont battu les Los Angeles Lakers 112-95 vendredi en ouverture de la NBA Cup, après avoir effacé 25 points de retard. Stephen Curry a marqué 31 points ; le rookie Yaxel Lendeborg a terminé à -20 et a livré une autocritique très directe.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Aucune vraie conversion. Le regard reste sur la contre-performance du rookie, et le « je lui souhaite un café » le plaint au lieu de le faire rire.

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DarnellThe American

Un rookie des Warriors à -20 répond sans détour : un fundamental selon Darnell

Les Golden State Warriors ont battu les Los Angeles Lakers 112-95 vendredi en ouverture de la NBA Cup, après avoir été menés de 25 points, avec 31 points de Stephen Curry. Le rookie Yaxel Lendeborg, à six points et -20, a jugé sa soirée en une phrase très directe.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le « ça allait » menteur est une belle trouvaille, mais tout le texte repose sur le -20 du rookie, et la chute de la mère reste tiède.

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