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A challenge asked for, never delivered, a technical instead: Martine has the column

The Las Vegas Aces knocked out the Indiana Fever 94-83 in Game 3 of their WNBA playoff series and move into the semi-finals. Fever coach Stephanie White, given a technical foul over a challenge that never arrived, called the officiating “appalling”.

Martine at the scorer's table circles a column on her sheet while an unclaimed challenge request slip lies untouched in front of her.

Las Vegas beat Indiana, ninety-four to eighty-three, in Game 3. The Aces are in the semi-finals. A’ja Wilson scored thirty-six points. It’s on the sheet.

What interests me is in the second quarter. Lexie Hull is called for a foul on Brianna Turner. Stephanie White wants to ask for a challenge. The challenge never arrives. The technical does. Noted: one request, zero challenges, one technical on the bench. At our place there’s no challenge, there’s the table. Someone comes to ask me for something, I tell them the buzzer’s gone. After that, it’s just talk.

The free throws, then. Thirty-five taken by Las Vegas, twenty by Indiana. Twenty-eight made on one side, fourteen on the other. I don’t comment. I count, and it adds up in both columns.

After the game, the coach said: “The officiating was appalling”. She added, about the officials: “They weren’t talking to us”. Officials don’t talk to me either, on a Saturday at half past eight. I address them formally, they whistle, I note. It’s a system that has held for years in a hall on the Herve plateau, near Verviers, where the floor sticks in January.

When the coach brought up the gap at the line, Caitlin Clark murmured “Hmmm, interesting”, according to Sporza. A murmur goes in no column. I looked anyway.

Sheet line: technical foul on the bench, second quarter, reason “challenge pending”.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Martine est la seule à rire du rituel contesté (le challenge, la technique) sans prendre parti sur l'arbitrage. Darnell a la meilleure chute, mais elle la paie en faisant la leçon au camp perdant. »

ChantalThe Club President

Trente-cinq lancers francs contre vingt : Chantal a trouvé l’écart à sa buvette

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Deux images (la table près du comptoir, la trésorière et le mazout) au lieu d'une seule, et la buvette sous-entend un favoritisme sans faire rire.

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DimitriThe Announcer

A’ja Wilson met 36 points, Caitlin Clark murmure : Dimitri garde le murmure

A'ja Wilson a inscrit 36 points lors de la victoire 94-83 des Las Vegas Aces contre l'Indiana Fever, qui qualifie Las Vegas pour les demi-finales des playoffs WNBA. Quand Stephanie White a évoqué l'écart aux lancers francs, Caitlin Clark a réagi par un murmure.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Un murmure, c'est l'inverse de mon métier » est une vraie trouvaille, mais la chute finale s'embrouille et retombe à plat.

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DarnellThe American

Fever éliminé par Las Vegas : au téléphone, Darnell se fait recompter les lancers ratés

L'Indiana Fever a perdu 94-83 contre les Las Vegas Aces lors du Game 3 de sa série de playoffs WNBA et est éliminé. Caitlin Clark a terminé avec 18 points à 33 % aux tirs, A'ja Wilson en a inscrit 36.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La mère qui recompte les lancers est drôle, mais la leçon sur les box-out et les lancers ratés donne tort au Fever : ni White ni Clark ne partagent ça en riant.

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