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Larkin swaps sides in Istanbul; Darnell’s mother recalls his 2000 bag

Shane Larkin joined Fenerbahçe Istanbul this summer, after eight seasons at Anadolu Efes Istanbul, its great rival in the EuroLeague. He hasn’t scored ten points or more against Efes in eight years, and he means to change that on 7 January.

A man on the phone in a gym with badminton lines, a bag on the floor, while his screen shows two rival players sharing one arena.

Shane Larkin joined Fenerbahçe Istanbul this summer, after eight seasons at Anadolu Efes Istanbul, its great rival in the EuroLeague. He says he never thought he would end up playing for that club.

Larkin had signed a long-term contract with Efes a few years back, and expected to stay much longer. “You kind of expect to stay there for much longer, but things happen in your career,” he told BasketNews. He adds that he still has a lot of respect for Anadolu Efes, despite the move across town.

Larkin says he hasn’t scored ten points or more against Efes in eight years, the only team in the EuroLeague he can say that about. He means to change that on 7 January, when Efes host Fenerbahçe.

I called my mother, in Indiana, to tell her about it: a player switches sides after eight seasons, to go and play for the old rival, in the same city. She asked me how you sign a long-term contract and then end up, a few years later, in the hall across town. I tried to explain that things happen in a career, even when you don’t expect them. She didn’t look convinced.

Darnell · the american, fictional character

Let me tell you: I signed for one year in Charleroi, in 2000, with a bag, a hall with badminton lines still on the floor and a heating system with its own moods. A quarter of a century later, I’m still on the same side of town, in the same club, with the same wife. I never had to choose between two rival halls; I had to choose between staying or going home, and I chose to stay.

Over there, they call that switching sides. Here, we call it staying loyal to your P1, the first provincial division, even when nobody’s asking you to. She said: see?

Darnell · the american, fictional character

It’s true, we checked: BasketNews.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Martine est la seule à faire réagir la feuille à la phrase de Larkin lui-même, sans juger son départ, et Larkin la partagerait volontiers puisqu'il a lancé la stat. Darnell tient une bonne chute mais son titre ment sur qui porte le sac, et Chantal donne des conseils de carrière au joueur. »

MartineThe Scorer's Table

Larkin n’a jamais marqué dix points contre l’Efes ; Martine garde la colonne ouverte

Shane Larkin a rejoint le Fenerbahçe Istanbul cet été après huit saisons passées à l'Anadolu Efes Istanbul, son grand rival en EuroLeague. Il affirme n'avoir jamais marqué dix points ou plus contre cette équipe en huit ans, une anomalie qu'il veut corriger le 7 janvier, quand l'Efes recevra le Fenerbahçe.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La colonne ouverte huit ans au lieu d'une saison superpose bien la stat de Larkin à la feuille de Martine, mais la première phrase embrouille les deux colonnes et freine le rire.

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DimitriThe Announcer

Larkin ignore l’accueil qu’il aura à l’Efes ; Dimitri prépare déjà le jingle

Shane Larkin a rejoint le Fenerbahçe Istanbul après huit saisons à l'Anadolu Efes Istanbul, son grand rival en EuroLeague. Il affirme ne pas savoir quel accueil il recevra le 7 janvier, quand l'Efes recevra le Fenerbahçe.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le jingle adverse passé pour voir la tête du concierge est une idée de speaker, mais les didascalies entre crochets et la phrase d'accueil réexpliquée mangent le moment.

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