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Brown and Tatum split after nine seasons: Darnell’s mother remembers the 2024 title

Split this summer from Jayson Tatum after nine seasons and an NBA title in 2024 in Boston, Jaylen Brown, now at the Sixers, doesn’t tell the story of the trade the way his old teammate does, according to BeBasket.

Darnell au téléphone après le dîner, un trophée encadré sur la table, un vieux sac à ses pieds et deux maillots dos à dos au mur.

On Sunday, after dinner, I called my mother, in Indiana. She had a question before I could even say hello: what is going on between the two boys in Boston?

I told her what BeBasket reports. Jaylen Brown is now at the Sixers. He spent nine seasons with Jayson Tatum in Boston, they won the title in 2024, and they were separated this summer. Tatum says he learned about the trade at the same time as everyone else. Brown says Tatum knew and could have helped behind the scenes. And Brown went on a show, The Old Man and The Three, where he said the NBA is “a lot of egos, a lot of money and a lot of emotions”, like politics.

She asked me who was right. I said I had no idea, and that nobody had called to ask my opinion. Let me tell you, you learn quickly here not to rule on something when you weren’t in the dressing room.

It took me back to 2000. I arrived in Charleroi with one bag, for one year. Nobody traded me, nobody did a show. My wife extended the contract. I never had two versions of my story: I have one, and it has badminton lines.

My mother wanted to know how Boston was doing without Brown. Three wins, one defeat. She made a small noise, the one she makes when someone defends properly.

Then she told me one thing. Versions change every year. Nine seasons together and a title in 2024, that stays written down somewhere, for both of them.

I said that was fundamentals, more or less. She said: see?

It’s true, we checked: BeBasket.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Darnell est le seul à transformer le conflit en quelque chose que Brown comme Tatum pourraient partager, avec deux répliques qui font vraiment sourire. Martine est juste mais plate, Dimitri force le titre, et Chantal se disperse en images. »

MartineThe Scorer's Table

Brown et Tatum, deux versions d’un même transfert : la table n’a qu’une ligne

Jaylen Brown, passé cet été de Boston aux Sixers, a comparé la NBA à la politique dans l'émission The Old Man and The Three, selon BeBasket. Sur son transfert, sa version et celle de Jayson Tatum divergent.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Il n'y a pas de feuille pour un transfert, ou alors personne ne me l'a envoyée » est du vrai deadpan de table, mais le reste récite les faits et la chute « deux versions, zéro signature » arrive sans surprise.

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ChantalThe Club President

Brown compare la NBA à la politique : Chantal pense à son comité du mardi

Dans l'émission The Old Man and The Three, Jaylen Brown, nouveau joueur des Sixers, a évoqué les égos, l'argent et les émotions de la NBA, selon BeBasket. Il a aussi parlé des entraîneurs qui craignent de contester leur meilleur joueur.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Chantal empile quatre images (boîte en fer, table pliante, minibus, thermos) au lieu d'une seule, et son coach qui « conteste tout le monde » fait écho à la pique de Brown au point de frôler le parti pris.

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DimitriThe Announcer

Jaylen Brown règle ses comptes en podcast : Dimitri lui aurait au moins éteint les néons

Jaylen Brown, quintuple All-Star et MVP des Finales 2024 passé cet été aux Sixers, est intervenu dans l'émission The Old Man and The Three, selon BeBasket. BeBasket y voit une pique à Joe Mazzulla et Jayson Tatum.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La présentation dans le noir pour une simple émission est une bonne idée de show, mais le titre durcit le noyau (« règle ses comptes en podcast » là où le noyau dit « émission »), et le gag reste attendu.

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