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Jokic will text Westbrook only for the official record: Darnell’s mother approves

Nikola Jokic recorded his 199th regular-season triple-double against New Orleans, the 222nd counting the playoffs, one more than Russell Westbrook’s 221. Westbrook still holds the NBA’s official regular-season record, and Jokic said he would text him only after breaking that one.

Darnell au téléphone après le dîner, une enveloppe fermée sans timbre posée près d'un bloc-notes où un chiffre est entouré.

Sunday, after dinner, I called my mother, in Indiana. She had watched Denver beat New Orleans, one hundred forty-one to one hundred thirty-five, after overtime. She wanted to talk about Jokic.

I went through the numbers with her, the way I would with my U10s. Thirty-five points, fifteen rebounds, ten assists. His one hundred ninety-ninth regular-season triple-double, two hundred twenty-two with the playoffs. Russell Westbrook has two hundred twenty-one in all, two hundred nine in the regular season. So Jokic goes past him on the total, and Westbrook keeps the official record, ten ahead.

She asked whether he was going to call him. I read her Jokic’s answer, per BasketNews: “No, no, no. If I break his normal, official record, then I’m going to text him.”

Let me tell you, it reminded me of 2000. I arrived in Charleroi with a bag and a one-year contract. Three months in, a friend from university asked whether I’d settled in. I said: not yet, I haven’t signed the second season. Here, when we win, we check first. I learned that before I could even say septante (Belgian for seventy).

My mother was quiet for a moment. Then she asked how long he would need for the ten he’s missing. I said I didn’t know, that nobody knew, that you have to play the games.

She said she, too, always waits until it’s official before calling the neighbours. For my wedding in Marcinelle, she waited for the photo.

She said: see?

It’s true, we checked: BasketNews.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « A est la seule dépêche où le geste du poste (deux lignes, une seule signature) rejoint exactement la phrase de Jokic, sans toucher aux sifflets ni ajouter de fait. B et C inventent des détails concrets, et D tient mais fait moins rire. »

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Jokic dépasse Westbrook au cumul, pas au record officiel : la table garde les deux lignes

Avec 35 points, 15 rebonds et 10 passes dans la victoire 141-135 après prolongation de Denver contre New Orleans, Nikola Jokic signe son 199e triple-double en saison régulière, son 222e en comptant les playoffs. Il dépasse ainsi Russell Westbrook (221) au cumul, mais Westbrook garde le record officiel de la NBA en saison régulière, avec dix triple-doubles d'avance.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment La table qui refuse de mélanger saison et playoffs sur une même feuille épouse parfaitement le « record normal, officiel » de Jokic, et la ligne sèche « Message : pas encore envoyé » fait sourire.

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