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Perasovic back at Baskonia for the fourth time: Dimitri digs out the same jingle

Baskonia made official on 14 October 2026 the departure of Paolo Galbiati and the return of Velimir Perasovic, who played for the club from 1993 to 1997 and has coached it three times. The club is bottom of the EuroLeague at 1-4.

Dimitri at the microphone in a half-lit community hall, a USB stick and speaker on the table, facing a spotlit locker-room door.

Baskonia announced on Wednesday the end of its collaboration with Paolo Galbiati, in charge since August 2025. One win, four defeats, bottom of the EuroLeague. And the new coach is the old one. Velimir Perasovic. For the fourth time.

Me, I picture an announcement like that as a Saturday night at half past eight. Lights off, well, half of them, the caretaker keeps the other half. The two school fête spotlights on the changing-room door.

“Mesdames et messieurs, dames en heren. Player here from 1993 to 1997. Coach from 2005 to 2007, when the club was called Tau Ceramica. Again in 2015-2016. Again in 2018-2019. Copa del Rey and Spanish Super Cup in 2006. Coached Unics Kazan over the last five years. Make some noise for…”

The two-second blank.

“… Velimiiir Perasovic!” [jingle]

And here I ask myself an announcer’s question. Does a comeback get a new jingle or the old one? I looked into it. The jingle I cut myself in 2019 is still on the USB stick, between the anthem and the dinosaur music. I’d bring it out again. Four entrances, one tune: that’s a proper home.

I don’t forget the man on his way out. Paolo Galbiati won the Copa del Rey last year with the club. An exit, at my place, gets said on the mic too: “thank you, coach”, and we clap, even when the PA has an opinion.

Four entrances by the same man. Noted: he doesn’t need his name spelled out.

Martine · the scorer's table, fictional character

Baskonia just announced it. Just saying. I’d have done the entrance.

It’s true, we checked: BasketNews.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Dimitri transforme le quatrième retour en rituel de présentation qui dit tout seul son absurdité, sans viser personne, et baisse le volume pour finir. Chantal tient son image mais s'attendrit, Martine invente un chiffre et Darnell se nourrit d'une querelle de commentaires. »

ChantalThe Club President

Baskonia rappelle Perasovic une quatrième fois, Chantal garde toujours les vieilles clés

Baskonia, dernier de l'EuroLeague avec un bilan de 1-4, a mis fin le 14 octobre 2026 à sa collaboration avec Paolo Galbiati. Le club rappelle Velimir Perasovic, qui l'a déjà entraîné en 2005-2007, 2015-2016 et 2018-2019.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le tiroir à clés est une belle image unique et juste, mais le paragraphe sur la Copa que « personne ne vient chercher » tire vers la complainte et éteint la chute.

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