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A first in WNBA history, since 2022: Dimitri keeps the jingle in reserve

Minnesota Lynx, the number one seed, are out in the first round of the WNBA play-offs, beaten 87-71 by number eight New York in game two. It is a first, which Sporza qualifies: that pairing has only been possible in round one since 2022.

Dimitri at the mic in a community hall, finger over the jingle button, while the caretaker has switched off only half of the neon lights.

Overnight in New York, the Liberty beat Minnesota 87-71 and closed out the first-round series, played as a best of three. The Ionescu-Jones-Stewart trio scored 60 points between them. Minnesota, the regular-season leaders, become the first number one seed to go out at this stage.

Sporza added the caveat: for most of the WNBA’s 30 years, the number one and number eight seeds could not meet in the first round. They can since 2022. Antonia Delaere, Minnesota’s Belgian, stayed on the bench for all 40 minutes; Cheryl Reeve mostly played her starting five.

A historic first, do you know what that takes on the mic? Darkness. Mesdames et messieurs, dames en heren, for the first time in WNBA history… [jingle] … since 2022. You can hear the problem. The jingle starts, and the asterisk arrives right behind it, like the caretaker switching half the lights back on. For us, I have a jingle for records, I cut it myself, it lasts four seconds. Make some noise for New York, through to the next round! And the first-ever one, I’m keeping in reserve for a few more seasons. Just saying.

Dimitri · the announcer, fictional character

The series had a whiff of revenge: the Liberty won the 2024 Finals against Minnesota after a controversial Game 5. Minnesota now have three straight play-off disappointments.

It’s true, we checked: Sporza.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Dimitri transforme la nuance du record en incident de sono vécu en direct, ce qui est drôle et reste sans victime. Martine tient la route mais rit moins, Chantal vise une joueuse sur le banc et Darnell se trompe de calendrier. »

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Minnesota, première n°1 sortie au premier tour de WNBA : Martine ajoute un astérisque

Tête de série n°1, Minnesota Lynx est éliminée dès le premier tour des play-offs WNBA par New York, tête de série n°8, battue 87-71 lors du deuxième match. Une première, que Sporza nuance : le n°1 et le n°8 ne peuvent se croiser à ce stade que depuis 2022.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment L'astérisque au bic rouge dans la marge est juste et bien dans la voix de Martine, mais la chute reste sage et le comité provincial arrive un peu en pièce rapportée.

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