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Jasikevicius says Fenerbahçe was poorly coached, Martine hunts for the column

Fenerbahçe beat Virtus Bologna 78-68 in Istanbul in their Euroleague opener, after trailing in the fourth quarter. Coach Sarunas Jasikevicius admitted a tactical error in defence.

Martine, à sa table de marque, cherche sur sa feuille où noter l'erreur d'un entraîneur qui s'accuse lui-même.

Fenerbahçe won 78-68 against Virtus Bologna, in Istanbul, in their first Euroleague game. The team trailed in the fourth quarter. They won on experience.

After the game, Sarunas Jasikevicius talked about his team, then about himself. “We were not at our best today. Also, Fenerbahçe was not coached very well today,” he told Eurohoops. Fenerbahçe’s coach is Jasikevicius himself.

He added: “I think I made a tactical mistake in defense. When we changed our defense in the second half, we were able to stop them. So, this is probably largely my fault.” He said the lessons from the match had to start “with myself”.

A coach who says his own team was poorly coached. At our place, coaches only talk about coaching at the table, and it’s to argue a call. They never put themselves on the sheet. I don’t know where to put this either. A technical foul on the bench, we know how to write that down. A tactical foul on the bench, self-confessed, there’s no box for it. Ten points, seventy-eight to sixty-eight. Noted: a win, coach at fault, signed by himself. It’s on the sheet.

Martine · the scorer's table, fictional character

According to Jasikevicius, switching on defence was the right call for his team.

It’s true, we checked: Eurohoops.

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DimitriThe Announcer

Jasikevicius avoue une erreur en conférence, Dimitri voulait le noir et un jingle

Après la victoire 78-68 de Fenerbahçe contre Virtus Bologna en Euroleague, Sarunas Jasikevicius a déclaré que son équipe avait été mal coachée et s'est attribué une erreur tactique en défense.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le noir et le blanc de deux secondes font le show attendu, avec un seul point d'exclamation, mais la « conférence de presse » n'est pas dans le noyau et la chute « personne ne l'a annoncé » manque un peu de mordant.

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DarnellThe American

Jasikevicius s’accuse d’une erreur en défense, la mère de Darnell est contente

Fenerbahçe a gagné 78-68 contre Virtus Bologna en ouverture d'Euroleague. Sarunas Jasikevicius a estimé avoir commis une erreur tactique en défense, corrigée en seconde mi-temps.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « Sa faute de quoi » et le coach qui déplace les bouteilles d'eau en 2000 sonnent juste, mais la mère contente est une chute déjà vue et le bloc conclut sur une morale plus que sur un rire.

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