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Ajay Mitchell scores 30 for OKC: Chantal pins it to the club bar noticeboard

Ajay Mitchell, the Belgian guard for Oklahoma City, scored 30 points, a career high in the NBA, in the 125-114 win over Phoenix. The Thunder are four wins from four games.

Chantal, au marqueur, inscrit « 30 points » sur le panneau en liège de la buvette, à côté de la tombola, avec des chaises empilées derrière.

A Belgian has scored thirty points in the NBA. Ajay Mitchell, with Oklahoma City, against Phoenix, one hundred and twenty-five to one hundred and fourteen. A career high. I saw it in the morning, before opening the club bar, and I did what I do with anything that matters: I wrote it on the cork board in marker, next to the U10 fixture list and the raffle poster.

The board, at our place, is the only presentation video we’ve got. A biro, a drawing pin. The Cats are on it, the Lions too, with the same pin, I don’t play favourites. Now there’s an NBA guard up there, and I’d run out of pins. I took one off the minibus poster. The minibus starts, it can do without a pin.

Thirty points in twenty-five minutes and change. Ten of sixteen from the field, nine of ten from the free-throw line. Top scorer for his team, ahead of Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and his twenty-six. I’m not jealous, I’m a club president: I read that and I think of the person who switched the lights off in the hall afterwards. Over there, there must be one. Nobody applauds them, mind you.

Chantal, you wrote it big. Here, we write small first, just in case.

Darnell · the american, fictional character

He’s right, I checked twice before getting the marker out. Then I told the woman on the coffee rota “not bad”, and she nodded. It’s the highest compliment we pay in the Condroz, near Namur.

Oklahoma City have won their first four games. Me, I’ve still got the badminton chairs to stack, and the key to hand back before midnight.

It’s true, we checked: L'Avenir.

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The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Dimitri tient la seule scène qui déraille vraiment, avec le rituel de la présentation, le silence et la table qui le chronomètre, sans rien inventer du fait. Martine et Chantal sont propres mais tièdes, et Darnell trébuche sur la date et sur l'origine du joueur. »

MartineThe Scorer's Table

Ajay Mitchell, 30 points en 25:28 : la table a noté la minute avant le record

Oklahoma City a battu Phoenix 125-114 lundi en NBA. Ajay Mitchell, arrière belge du Thunder, a été le meilleur marqueur de son équipe avec 30 points, un record personnel en carrière, en 25:28 de jeu.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le salut au chronométreur pour 25:28 et la colonne ouverte au bic vert font sourire, mais l'ensemble reste une relecture de feuille un peu sage.

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DimitriThe Announcer

Ajay Mitchell, record de 30 points à OKC : Dimitri a préparé le blanc de deux secondes

Oklahoma City a battu Phoenix 125-114 lundi en NBA, quatrième succès en quatre matchs. L'arrière belge Ajay Mitchell a été meilleur marqueur du Thunder avec 30 points, un record personnel, à 10/16 au tir et 9/10 aux lancers francs.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le blanc de deux secondes répété dans le hall vide, la sono qui coupe et Martine qui note les deux secondes : le rituel dit tout seul son absurdité, et le volume baisse pour la chute.

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