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Eleven turnovers for Doncic, a career worst: the scorer’s table opened a column

The Lakers beat the Clippers 125-117 in the first Los Angeles derby of the NBA season, their second win in two games. Luka Doncic finished with 23 points, 7 assists and 11 turnovers, a career worst.

Martine at a scorer's table in a community gym draws a new column on her scoresheet and writes 11, while balls sit under the bleachers.

The Lakers beat the Clippers 125-117 on Friday at crypto.com Arena. Second win in two games. I read the scoresheet on Saturday morning, with my folder on the kitchen table and the four-colour pen next to it. I always read the sheet before the report. The report has an opinion. The sheet doesn’t.

Luka Doncic: 23 points, 6 rebounds, 7 assists, 8 of 21 from the field, 2 of 8 from three. And 11 turnovers. His previous maximum was nine, reached six times. Six times nine, then once eleven. Noted.

At the other end, the Clippers lost 25 over the game. Twenty-five. At our place, a scoresheet in the second provincial division (Belgium’s Saturday-night amateur leagues) has no box for that, so it goes in the margin, and the margin is small. The Lakers turned them into fast-break points. That’s on the sheet too.

The rest reads quickly. Austin Reaves, 28 points on 10 of 13 and 9 assists. Walker Kessler, 22 points, 8 rebounds, six blocks, three steals, and more than twenty points two games in a row for the first time in five NBA seasons. Darius Garland, 26 points for the Clippers. Rui Hachimura, 16. Half-time: sixty-four all. Then 39 points for the Lakers in the third quarter.

After the game, Doncic said, according to Eurohoops: “Obviously, my game was terrible.” He also said “Unbelievable, honestly,” according to Basketnews. I don’t comment. A player who fills in the remarks column himself, I don’t see that often. Usually it’s me who fills it in.

Eleven turnovers, at our place, means they’re behind the retractable stands, mind you. You find them again in May.

Chantal · the club president, fictional character

Next game Sunday, at Utah. Turnovers: 11, career worst, signed at the table.

It’s true, we checked: Basket USA.

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ChantalThe Club President

Vingt-cinq ballons perdus par les Clippers : Chantal a pensé à son filet de ballons

Les LA Clippers ont perdu 125-117 contre les Lakers après avoir commis 25 balles perdues, exploitées en contre-attaque. Ils menaient 31-27 après le premier quart-temps avec 6/8 à trois points.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment Le ballon perdu qui devient une enquête au local est une bonne trouvaille, mais Chantal empile trois images (filet, tribunes, WhatsApp), et la réplique de Darnell sur le box-out tombe à côté des pertes de balle.

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DimitriThe Announcer

Six contres et 22 points pour Walker Kessler : Dimitri tenait enfin sa présentation

Walker Kessler a compté 22 points à 10/14, 8 rebonds, six contres et trois interceptions lors de la victoire des Lakers 125-117 contre les Clippers. Il a dépassé 20 points deux matchs de suite pour la première fois en cinq saisons NBA.

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