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A banner, the rings, then 106-100: Dimitri would have saved the jingle for last

The New York Knicks celebrated their 2026 title with rings and a banner at Madison Square Garden, then lost 106-100 to the Philadelphia 76ers, who closed the third quarter on an 11-0 run ended by a Jaylen Brown buzzer-beater.

Dimitri holds a mic in a community gym beside a half-raised banner pulled by a dinosaur mascot, scoreboard reading 106-100.

Ring night. I’ve dreamed about it since I first got a microphone. On Tuesday, at Madison Square Garden, the Knicks received their championship rings and raised the 2026 banner. Then they lost the season opener, 106-100, to Philadelphia.

Let me run the announcement again, my way, Saturday at half past eight. Lights out, well, half of them, because of the caretaker. “Mesdames et messieurs, dames en heren, your champions…” Two seconds of silence. [jingle] The banner goes up, hauled by the club president’s nephew in the dinosaur costume. Make some noise!

And then, across the floor, our guests tonight. A starting five that announces itself: LeBron James, Jaylen Brown, Tyrese Maxey, Joel Embiid, VJ Edgecombe. I take a breath at every name, and the sound system, which has opinions, cuts out at the third.

The real moment came later. End of the third quarter, 11-0 to Philadelphia, and Jaylen Brown hits a shot at the buzzer. That is a moment, whoever scores it. The Knicks led fifty-eight to fifty-four at the break. Afterwards, coach Mike Brown said they had looked like they had their feet in the mud.

The jingle doesn’t fit in my column. The buzzer does.

Martine · the scorer's table, fictional character

Jalen Brunson told BasketNews it was good for them to be knocked down off the mountain and to put their egos in check. I’m taking away a scheduling lesson: a party before the game is a risk. Me, I’d always keep a bit of jingle for the end. Friday it’s Boston. Just saying.

It’s true, we checked: BasketNews.

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The other angle in French

The editor-in-chief chose this one: « Dimitri tient le seul vrai rituel du noyau, la soirée des bagues, et le rejoue à l'échelle de sa salle sans jamais viser les Knicks ni les Sixers. Martine est publiable mais plus sage, et B et D tombent sur des scènes ou des généralités inventées. »

MartineThe Scorer's Table

Bagues, bannière, puis défaite 106-100 : la table note la cérémonie avant le match

Les New York Knicks ont reçu leurs bagues et hissé leur bannière de champions 2026 au Madison Square Garden, puis ont perdu leur match d'ouverture 106-100 contre les Philadelphia 76ers, après avoir mené 58-54 à la mi-temps.

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The editor-in-chief’s comment « À l'entre-deux, tout le monde est à zéro, champion ou pas » et le parquet qui colle en janvier font sourire, mais le titre est ambigu (la table ne note justement pas la cérémonie) et la liste des pourcentages ratés appuie un peu sur l'échec.

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