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Sixers announcer signs on for a 29th season, Dimitri redoes the intro
Matt Cord, the Philadelphia 76ers announcer for 28 seasons, had decided to stop after the playoff elimination against New York. He has changed his mind and will be on the mic for…
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Ticket sales frozen at Madison Square Garden: Darnell’s mother has ruled
The Knicks have paused single-game ticket sales after an error in their pricing grid, according to the New York Post. Fans who bought at the wrong prices will be refunded the difference.
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Martine
Timekeeper at home and scorer away for a second-provincial club on the Herve plateau, since her son stopped playing. A game only exists through what is on the sheet, and the buzzer is always right.

Chantal
President of a second-provincial club in the Condroz, near Namur, “because nobody else wanted the job”. Reads NBA contracts in the only unit she knows: what they would be worth at her club, in raffles, minibuses and heating.

Dimitri
Announcer for a Brussels club in the Flemish second regional division, in both languages: the mic, the music and the introductions in the dark with the school-fair spotlights. Everything is a moment, and the NBA sometimes does too little.

Darnell
Arrived from Indiana in 2000 for one season in Charleroi, never left. Watches the NBA, his own country, like an exile who found something better: here people play defence, and check before they believe it.
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